Wee Boy: Dave, if there’s one thing I’ve learned it’s this: cartoon food looks way more delicious than real food
Author Archives: Dave McAnally
In polite society
Wee Boy: my grandpa and I don’t see eye to eye on a lot of things
Me: oh yeah?
Wee Boy: yeah. Like- he hates it when I fart or belch in public. We totally disagree about that stuff
The Ben and Jerry’s Factory Existential Question
Rick McAnally: so Matthew you think you’d like to be an ice cream flavor tester here?
Wee Boy: no I’d rather be president or something because there’s some flavors I don’t like
If you had antlers
(at Wok ‘n Fire)
Wee Boy: so Dave, while we’re waiting for our food, I have a question- if you had antlers, would you rather have them on your head or on your butt?
Being Un-American
Wee Boy: a lot of people don’t think I’m American because I don’t like bacon. I hope that doesn’t cause problems
Language in Montreal
Wee Boy: Dave I don’t know about this place
Me: why?
Wee Boy: they don’t use normal words for anything. That’s creepy
Me: they speak French up here dude
Wee Boy: well it’d be a lot better if they didn’t
What Girls Want
Wee Boy: so Dave, I think I know what makes girls like guys
Me: oh yeah?
Wee Boy: yeah, lots of muscles, funny, smart, but not too smart…and cool hair
Real Zombies
(Watching World War Z)
Wee Boy: don’t worry mom, I know this is scary, but I’m alright. Besides I know this is just a movie. Real zombies don’t jump around like the ones in this movie.
Newton’s Laws
(Studying for a science test)
Me: can you describe Newton’s first law of motion?
Wee Boy: if you made a dog roll down a hill, it’d tumble and fall until it ran into a fence
Getting Rich
(Driving around looking at the old mansions in town)
Wee Boy: Dave, I don’t mean to hurt your feelings but I don’t think you and my mom will ever be rich.
Musings From the Wee Boy 