Wee Boy: So Dave, do you like lice in your hair?
Me: I don’t have lice
Wee Boy: but do you like lice?
Me: No why would I?
Wee Boy: well look how cute they are! (holds picture up). If I had lice I’d keep them as pets!
Author Archives: Dave McAnally
Real Men Out There…
Wee Boy: So Dave, I was watching a show about a guy who eats really good food and he’s so strong he can pull a truck with a rope using his teeth. There’s those kind of men out there Dave, you ought to think about that
Getting New Blinds
Me: So the blinds lady will be over in 20 minutes?
Marley: Yeah she called to confirm
Wee Boy: why is she blind and why does she want to come to our house?
Marley: Yeah she called to confirm
Wee Boy: why is she blind and why does she want to come to our house?
Thinking ahead
Wee Boy: Man I’m full!
Marley: oh yeah ya eat a lot.
Wee Boy: I sure did! What kind of foods make you poop more? I might have some of those as a snack.
Learning New Languages
Wee Boy: Hey Dave tell me if you understand this.
Me: Okay
Wee Boy: Hey Mate!
Me: Yeah?
Wee Boy: You understood that?
Me: Yeah
Wee Boy: Oh! You know Australian!
Where Babies Come From
Wee Boy: So mom, how was the baby shower?
Marley: It was good!
Wee Boy: babies come out of the mommies’s butt right?
Marley: well no.
Wee Boy: What! I’ve been tricked all this time!
Not Exactly….
Wee Boy: So Dave, I have a question. Is the word puss another name for a girl’s butt?
Candy Naming Conventions
Wee Boy (holding one of those peep Easter candy things): Dave why do they call these peeps? Is it because they pee a lot?
Album Art Interpretation
(looking at the Nirvana Nevermind cover)
Wee Boy: so is this like a band that sings songs for babies?
Mutually Exclusive Options
Wee Boy: So Dave I have a question. What would you rather want? To own Taco Bell or to have a talking dog?
Me: I dunno. What would you want
Wee Boy: Oh a talking dog all the way. I like pizza more than tacos anyway
Musings From the Wee Boy 