Wee Boy: What are you watching Dave?
Me: Dog the Bounty Hunter
Wee Boy: Oh…is he after a brown skinned person or a white skinned one?
Category Life
Making Conversation
Wee Boy: So who wants to talk about how their day?
Marley: I will
Wee Boy: Okay! Well why don’t you tell everybody how much you weigh!
The Good Thing About Lice
Wee Boy: So Dave, do you like lice in your hair?
Me: I don’t have lice
Wee Boy: but do you like lice?
Me: No why would I?
Wee Boy: well look how cute they are! (holds picture up). If I had lice I’d keep them as pets!
Real Men Out There…
Wee Boy: So Dave, I was watching a show about a guy who eats really good food and he’s so strong he can pull a truck with a rope using his teeth. There’s those kind of men out there Dave, you ought to think about that
Getting New Blinds
Me: So the blinds lady will be over in 20 minutes?
Marley: Yeah she called to confirm
Wee Boy: why is she blind and why does she want to come to our house?
Marley: Yeah she called to confirm
Wee Boy: why is she blind and why does she want to come to our house?
Thinking ahead
Wee Boy: Man I’m full!
Marley: oh yeah ya eat a lot.
Wee Boy: I sure did! What kind of foods make you poop more? I might have some of those as a snack.
Learning New Languages
Wee Boy: Hey Dave tell me if you understand this.
Me: Okay
Wee Boy: Hey Mate!
Me: Yeah?
Wee Boy: You understood that?
Me: Yeah
Wee Boy: Oh! You know Australian!
Where Babies Come From
Wee Boy: So mom, how was the baby shower?
Marley: It was good!
Wee Boy: babies come out of the mommies’s butt right?
Marley: well no.
Wee Boy: What! I’ve been tricked all this time!
Candy Naming Conventions
Wee Boy (holding one of those peep Easter candy things): Dave why do they call these peeps? Is it because they pee a lot?
Album Art Interpretation
(looking at the Nirvana Nevermind cover)
Wee Boy: so is this like a band that sings songs for babies?
Musings From the Wee Boy 