Wee Boy: Dave, I’m not going to play bass anymore. But I’ve been thinking of playing the flute but my grandpa says I can’t because flutes are for girls. Is there a small instrument like a flute for boys?
Category Women
Where Babies Come From
Wee Boy: So mom, how was the baby shower?
Marley: It was good!
Wee Boy: babies come out of the mommies’s butt right?
Marley: well no.
Wee Boy: What! I’ve been tricked all this time!
Not Exactly….
Wee Boy: So Dave, I have a question. Is the word puss another name for a girl’s butt?
Gender Utopia
Wee Boy: Dave, you know what’d be great? If the world were divided and girls had one side and boys had the other. Girls could have their flowers and it would be all pretty on their side and on the boys side you could poop and fart anytime you want. It’d be awesome!
When Girls Grow Up
Wee Boy: So Dave, did you know when I get older my balls will get bigger? But when girls grow up all they get is hair.
Origins of Words
Wee Boy: So is “vachina” a chinese word since it has China in it?
Hierarchy at Hooters
Wee Boy: So Dave, which of the Hooters girls from last night would you like to kiss? I’d pick the blonde one because she’s their leader.
Hair Preferences
Marley: Matthew do you like blonde or brunette girls?
Wee Boy: I don’t really care about that
Marley: That’s good! I hope you learn to like girls for who they are because looks aren’t everything. Girls come in all different shapes and sizes and you have to find ones that are nice people.
Wee Boy: hmm…well actually, if you put it like that, I do like it better if they are blonde.
True Love
Wee Boy: Dave my mom loves you very much! You know what? I bet you could gain weight and she would still love you!
Rare Women
Wee Boy: So look at this girl in my Ripley’s Believe It Or Not book has hair that is 22ft long.
Me: wow that’s crazy
Wee Boy: that’s right. Dave I’m not an expert, but I would say a girl like that is hard to come by.
Musings From the Wee Boy 