Category Women

Women Driving

Wee Boy: so Dave guess what? Since my mom has been driving all day, she’ll have driven through 4 states if she gets through Kentucky
Me: yap! Can you name them?
Wee Boy: Florida, Alabama, Tennessee and Kentucky Me: yap! That’s a lot!
Wee Boy: yeah especially for a woman.

Twins

Wee Boy: Barbara (girl in his class) says she is going to choose to marry me, Garrett or Tim (other kids in his class). But I don’t care, she has a twin.
Marley: what does that mean?
Wee Boy: if she picks one of them, I’ll just take her twin.

Awful Magazines

Wee Boy (notices a Victoria’s Secret catalog in the mail pile: “Mom! What is that?!”
Marley: “oh that’s a catalog with stuff for women.”
Wee Boy: “She’s in her underwear! Does Dave look at these?”
Marley: “that’s actually sent to me”
Wee Boy: “well I think it’s sick!”
(2 minutes later)
Wee Boy: Hey you think I could look at it?

Advice for mom

(walking in on wee boy watching a scene (covertly) in a show where a stripper is giving a dude a lap dance)
Wee Boy (upon being discovered): Mom, I just want to say, if you did dances for Dave like that, he’d be 10 times as much in love with you

Female President

 

Wee Boy: so Dave, do you think there will ever be a female president?
Me: sure. Probably in the next election we could have one the way things are going
Wee Boy: oh really? Are you worried about that?
Me: no not really.
Wee Boy: you don’t think if there was a woman president she’d make all the men do the work so women could shop and do their hair? Because that’s what I’m worried about.