(Playing original 8 bit NES Contra)
Me: Hey that gun with the S on it, don’t get that let me get it
Wee Boy: why can’t I have it?
Me: cos I need it for this level
Wee Boy: well could I use it for the level?
Me: just let me get it okay?
Wee Boy: well what happens if I get it?
Me: you’ll die like 2 seconds after you get the gun and we won’t have it
(About 10 seconds go by)
Wee Boy: you know you can just go ahead and say you’re sorry for saying that if you want.