Wee Boy: the Iowa Elk was a type of deer that lived during the ice age. You don’t even want to know how long its antlers were
(silence)
Wee Boy: seriously you don’t want to know
(silence)
Wee Boy: do you want me to tell you how long they are? They are 12 feet, do want me to tell you that?
Me: yeah sure
Wee Boy: they have antlers that are twelve feet long!