Marley: Matthew I have some news
Wee Boy: what’s that?
Marley: you’re going to be a big brother!!
Wee Boy: really?
Marley: yap!
Wee Boy: nice…
Wee Boy (a minute later): ya know I knew it!
Marley: really?
Wee Boy: yeah…I knew you and Dave have sex!
Marley: Matthew I have some news
Wee Boy: what’s that?
Marley: you’re going to be a big brother!!
Wee Boy: really?
Marley: yap!
Wee Boy: nice…
Wee Boy (a minute later): ya know I knew it!
Marley: really?
Wee Boy: yeah…I knew you and Dave have sex!