Wee Boy:”Who’s in charge of a church”
Me: “well that’d be a pastor. Like the one who’ll marry your mom and me”
Wee Boy:”Does he say ‘You May Kiss the Bride?”
Me: “Yap, that’ll be him that says that!”
Wee Boy: “If it were dogs getting married, would he say “You may lick the bride””?
Me: “Heh, well yes I suppose he would”
Wee Boy: “…awesome”