Wee Boy: so Dave what would you think if I had no emotions?
Me: well I think life would be pretty boring. You’d never laugh or be happy
Wee Boy: yeah but I’d never be scared or sad either.
Me: yeah that’s true I guess
Wee Boy: plus I wouldn’t have to worry about monster or shark attacks so that’d be nice
Me: haha why do you say that?
Wee Boy: well you know how monsters and sharks are, they chase people when they are scared. If they saw me they’d just think I’m weird and chase somebody else