Me: hey you know what the Egyptians paid the workers that built the pyramid?
Wee Boy: what?
Me: beer
Wee Boy: ugh! They’re lucky they didn’t ask me to help them
Me: hey you know what the Egyptians paid the workers that built the pyramid?
Wee Boy: what?
Me: beer
Wee Boy: ugh! They’re lucky they didn’t ask me to help them