Wee Boy: I think I pretty much know what I’m going to do with my life
Marley: oh yeah
Wee Boy: yeah. I’ll probably run cross country in junior high, join the chess club, then in high school I’ll study animals and maybe play football and then I’m going to go to the University of Kentucky
Me: University of Kentucky eh? Why’s that?
Wee Boy: that’s where the guy from Call of the Wild lives. I’m going to take his place. His teeth have almost all fallen out so by the time I get there he should be ready to quit.