(toilet flushes…wee boy walks out)
Wee Boy: Hey Dave ya know what?
Me: what’s that?
Wee Boy: I took my first dump in the new house! Isn’t that great!
(toilet flushes…wee boy walks out)
Wee Boy: Hey Dave ya know what?
Me: what’s that?
Wee Boy: I took my first dump in the new house! Isn’t that great!