(A new Wendy’s commercial comes on…the one where Wendy Thomas (THE Wendy in Wendy’s) is on)
Wee Boy: Dave is that the girl on the sign?
Me: yeah–she’s grown up quite a bit since they made that sign eh?
Wee Boy: Yeah and I bet from the looks of her she eats at Wendy’s a lot. I don’t want to be mean but she’s really let herself go.

(Note she was 6 when the Wendy’s logo was created…she’s almost 50 now)