Wee Boy: You know what I love about you mom?
Marley: what’s that?
Wee Boy: that you act like a mom
Category Life
Babysitting Economics
Nora: Matthew you’re going to be at an age soon where you could babysit. You think you’d watch my kid and earn some money?
Wee Boy: well it depends if I like him or not
Nora: really, what if I paid you $20?
Wee Boy: well if I like him that’d be fine. But if I don’t like him I’d need probably $100
Potential Value
Marley: uh oh, we might have silverfish in the bathroom
Wee Boy: really? How much would they be worth?
Rocky and Life
Wee Boy: Dave do we have to watch Rocky IV?
Me: Yeah dude, you’ve had cartoons on all morning.
Wee Boy: why do you want me to watch Rocky IV though? Because you want to teach me about life?
(ponders for a second)
Me: yes…that’s exactly why
New Home Milestone
(toilet flushes…wee boy walks out)
Wee Boy: Hey Dave ya know what?
Me: what’s that?
Wee Boy: I took my first dump in the new house! Isn’t that great!
Frame Store Fail
(at the Frame Store)
Me: Bud don’t go back there it says employees only!
Frame store guy: Yeah that’s where the magic happens
Wee Boy: well…you SHOULD let kids in if you’re doing magic back there!
On Industrial Dance Music
Wee Boy: Dave this is really strange music who is this?
Me: This band is called The Revolting Cocks.
Wee Boy: Really? Are they from a farm or something?
Like on the Discovery Channel
Wee Boy (watching a documentary on dinosaurs with cgi dinosaurs “mating”): Mom! Look at that! Can you imagine Dave climbing on your back and doing that?! Sheesh!”
Purpose of Easter
My mom: Matthew do you know why we celebrate Easter?
Wee Boy: yes…it’s because Jesus is friends with the Easter bunny and he makes him breakfast after he hides all the eggs
Compliments
Wee boy: I love you mommy!
Marley: Aww thank you! That’s nice of you to say!
Wee Boy: I know
Musings From the Wee Boy 