Wee Boy: So Dave I have a question. What would you rather want? To own Taco Bell or to have a talking dog?
Me: I dunno. What would you want
Wee Boy: Oh a talking dog all the way. I like pizza more than tacos anyway
Category Life
Issues with Communion
Kid at museum: Do you go to church?
Wee Boy: Sometimes
Kid: Which church do you go to?
Wee Boy: I dunno. I think church is creepy how they turn Jesus’s body into bread and eat him
Where I work
(watching robocop)
Me: you know how the company that built Robocop is Omni Consumer Products…well my company is called Omni-Com
Wee Boy: do they make drugs or robots?
Interest in Baseball
Wee Boy: Dave who’s playing?
Me: Looks like the White Sox and the Rangers
Wee Boy: Who are you cheering for?
Me: The Sox how about you
Wee Boy: Oh I don’t care about baseball.
Dietary Hypotheticals
Wee Boy: So Dave, what would you rather eat? Maggot infested cheese or germ infested cheese?
Me: Well I wouldn’t want either
Wee Boy: well let’s say you had no choice, what would you choose?
Me: oh, I guess germ infested cheese
Wee Boy: Yeah good choice. I was thinking I’d probably do the same
Validity of UFO’s
Me: According to this, 36% of Americans believe in UFO’s
Wee Boy: why isn’t it 100%?
What’s Wrong with Def Leppard
Me: Hey do you know the words to this song?|
Wee Boy: no
Me: Really?
Wee Boy: No I can’t tell what he’s saying?
Me: He says “Pour some sugar on me”
Wee Boy: Really? What’s the matter with him?
Catching on
Wee Boy: Dave…I married my car and my kids will get 25 miles per gallon…so, you gonna put that on Facebook?
Faith in Insurance
(a Geico commercial comes on)
Wee Boy: Dave what company is this lizard for?
Me:Geico..it’s an insurance company.
Wee Boy: what’s that?
Me: it’s a service you pay for so when you have a car accident, they cover the costs.
Wee Boy: are they a lot of money?
Me: Oh yeah. Accidents can cost thousands of dollars
Wee Boy: What?! And I’m supposed to trust my insurance with a lizard?!
Circle of Life
Wee Boy: So Dave, the rain waters the plants, animals eat the plants, then we eat the animals and our poop goes in the ground and grows the plants.
Me: sure that sounds about right
Wee Boy: I bet a lot of corn grows from my poop
Musings From the Wee Boy 