Wee Boy: So Dave, you know what would suck about being a werewolf? Everytime you turned into a werewolf your clothes would all rip up and get torn off. You’d probably wake up the next day and be like “Gawd! Now I have to buy more clothes!”
Me: yeah, that’d get expensive after awhile.
Wee Boy: yeah it would. But you know what I’d do if I were a werewolf hunter? I’d go to the village clothing store and see who bought new pants after a werewolf attack because that’s probably who the werewolf is.