Me: So if I have cheese for my chips and you don’t do you know what that’s called?
Wee Boy: what?
Me: that’s nacho cheese!
Marley: you get it? “Not your cheese”
Wee Boy: oh, yeah I get it.
(a couple minutes latter)
Wee Boy: Dave I hope I don’t hurt your feelings, but I don’t think that’s a very good joke