Marley: so what do you need to do today
Me: well I have some work I need to do, then I need to get a workout in
Wee Boy: you sure workout a lot Dave. You must have a really healthy colon.
Me: what? Why do you say that?
Wee Boy: oh I just heard a commercial that talked about how important it is to have a healthy colon and the people on it were exercising.