Wee Boy: hey Dave..
Me: hold on bud, I’m trying to concentrate
Wee Boy: well I have a question for you
Me: well give me a minute
Wee Boy: okay
(2minutes later)
Wee Boy: Dave are you done yet?
Me: not yet…this is a windy road dude I need to concentrate
Wee Boy: well I just need to ask you something
Me: gimmie a sec
(5 minutes later)
Me: okay what’s up?
Wee Boy: Finally! Okay, I need to ask you, what would you rather have, your grandma’s name or her haircut?