Me: Goodnight dude.
Wee Boy: Goodnight Dave
Me: I won’t see you until Friday so you have a good couple of days at school
Wee Boy: why?
Me: I gotta go to New York for a couple days
Wee Boy: awwww
Me: Well I was thinking, how about you go to New York and do my presentation and I’ll go to school in your place
Wee Boy: are you serious?
Me: Sure! Why not?
Wee Boy: Dave, you wouldn’t have any idea what’s going on if you went to my school. You’d be totally lost. Seriously, you better just go to New York because at least you’d know what’s going on