Me: so how was school?
Wee Boy: it was great! Well except for lunch.
Me: oh yeah? Was it goulash day?
Wee Boy: no. They said I bit a kid.
Me: really? Well did you?
Wee Boy: well that’s the thing. I don’t really remember
Me: well dude, either you did or you didn’t. What happened?
Wee Boy: well let’s just put it like this- a kid was pointing his finger at me and it MAY have run into my teeth