Wee Boy (playing outside comes rushing to the back door banging on it): “I need to get in the house really fast!”
Me: why?
Wee Boy: I have some acorns!
Me: so?
Wee Boy: So if I stay out here with these things the squirrels are going to get me!
Me: you’re not playing video games if you come in
Wee Boy: well I guess I COULD bury them then