Wee Boy: “I throwed a rock at this tree and it broke in two”
Me: “You ‘threw’ the rock”
Wee Boy: “why can’t I say throwed?”
Me:”because throwed isn’t a word”
Wee Boy: Yes it is
Me:”Umm.. No it’s not!”
Wee Boy: “Yes it is I’ve seen it! You calling me a liar?”