Wee Boy: so Mr Steele at school told me to tell you you’ve got a really great son.
Marley: well that was nice of him! He must really like you!
Wee Boy: yeah he’s a real nice teacher
Marley: well I’m glad you make such a good impression.
Wee Boy: Yeah but you know what else? He says his favorite football team is the Patriots so I don’t know if I’d trust what Mr Steele says
Category School
Detention
Wee Boy: (comes in from school): Dave, before I tell you how my day went, I just want to say a lot of other kids got detention today too. In fact getting detention isn’t all that uncommon
Girls At School
Me: alright dude, how’d your day go?
Wee Boy: well my day was going good right up until it started.
Me: oh yeah?
Wee Boy: yeah right when I went to home room, it all went downhill
Me: what happened?
Wee Boy: well you know those two girls I go to school with? Barbara and Katrina?
Me: yeah
Wee Boy: well for two years now they see me coming and they start saying my name. Finally today I told them I’ve had it.
Me: uh oh, was everything okay?
Wee Boy: well, not exactly. I told them I got three lists of people in my head. The good people, like you and my mom, the medium people, and the people I hate. And I told them they are about to get downgraded to the medium list. I take that stuff really serious. Does that mean I have an anger management problem?
Musings From the Wee Boy 